“They do WHAT to their WHAT!!!”
The internet has opened our eyes to a lot of things that many of us had previously never thought of… and while sometimes the web leaves you desperate to UN-think something, it is quite easy to find intriguing ideas on the world-wide advertisement and porn hub. Today we hold the hands of beginners to the adult toy scene, explaining how some of the more unusual items can play a part in the daily life of your neighbour, your teacher, your grandparent or the man who ‘comes to clean ze pool’!
It’s impossible to imagine how you might effectively use anal beads for pleasure unless it’s been explained to you! People insert these adult toys as part of play, then pull the string of beads out as they are nearing or having an orgasm. Anal beads work for both guys and girls, and most are tapered, so that beginners can start off by just inserting the smaller beads at the start of the ‘string’
These incognito ‘pussy in a flashlight’ toys look funny at first glance… even to guys! However, they’re more than just a fancy sort of hand to masturbate with. They can be mounted on couches, beds, desks etc, can be very effectively lubed, and look/feel quite realistic. Most guys that try them are instant converts! There are mouth-style and anal-style flashlights to be found as well – they’re usually a good value standard masturbator for guys, rather like a dildo or vibe for chicks.
Whatever you do, don’t watch a video of clitoral pumps being used before you actually try one! They help ‘pump up’ the clitoral area with blood, increasing surface area and sensitivity. Yes, they look hilarious. Yes, they feel amazing.
Double ended dildos
Why should one girl in a duo get all the fun? Double ended dildos are inserted with one end in one lady, and the other end in another. There is definitely an art to using them; double ended dildos don’t work as well for thrusting, but are fantastic for gentle bumping and grinding.
Nipple clamps and suckers
These two adult toy products are often lumped in together, but they are actually quite different. Nipple clamps create a tinge of pain that turns on more people than you might realise, especially if they are weighted. Nipple suckers, however, simulate the feeling of having your nipples sucked!
These can be worn by either guys or girls, depending on their design. Guys might wear them for double penetration with a girl… girls might want to hit a female partner’s g-spot, or indulge anal fantasies with their boyfriend.
The world of sex toys is weird and wonderful… and all perfectly healthy, and yes, normal! Once your eyes have been opened, other parts of your body may follow…